clater:

that kick added 40 yrs to his face

(Source: henteye)


lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying


hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!


hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To


(Source: orientaltrading)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES


jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(Source: 30secondstomars-gifs)


acatnamedcassie:

Which episode of lazy town was this

(Source: teenagelifesofar)


xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa)


jungwildeandfree:

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie)


slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch by ludacris



floweranger:

i want my music so loud that i can’t hear my life crashing and burning

(Source: flewor)